Signs You’re a True Hipster Based in Brooklyn or San Francisco

You wear dull and faded colored clothing.
You wear a hoodie verses a jacket.
If you smoke, it’s American Spirit cigarettes or you use a vape or e-cig.
If you’re a marijuana smoker, you smoke from a bowl or pipe.
You wear Vans or Converse shoes.
You wear company t-shirts every day (with a company hoodie if it’s cold out).
For computer developers, they only mainly code in Ruby or Java.
For game developers, they only work for smaller companies and diss corporations.
Guys wear skinny denim or khakis.
Girls wear a wide leather brown belt with a faded colored print knee length dress along with knee high low heel brown boots.
You to do yoga at least once a week at a private studio at the end of your work day verses at a gym.
You barely shower.
If you’re from out of state, you never changed your drivers license yet your car has an instate license plate but obtained an in-state ID.
You wear glasses just for looks rather than to correct vision.
Have a MacPro computer and a Samsung Galaxy phone.
Are a vegan but not pro PETA.
Drink beer from a keg.
Live with a bunch of people in a tiny apartment that’s very filthy with hardwood floors.
Would rather hack than socialize.
Naïve socially.
Only dine at local cafes where they claim their food is organic and fresh when in fact the food is over priced dull tasting food.
Have a bachelor degree and have a low paying contract job.
Live more at the casual office over living at the apartment and all your friends are coworkers.
Prefer crew neck shirts, if you’re a guy.
Drink expensive pour over coffee at long lined coffee shops.
Guys prefer partial growing beards.
Gals don’t wear makeup and if they do, they only wear coral.
Carry gigantic backpacks.
Girls lay hair flat and looks stringy all the time since they don’t brush.
Average dinner is local beer from a keg and pizza.
Girls wear low boots with short dress and ankle length leggings.
Order a lot of food at restaurants only to abandon all of it after 3-4 bites while while poor homeless people are begging for food and money outside all the while ignoring then.
Comes from well off families but act as if they were raised poor.
Don’t understand the true idea of poverty.
Wear expensive clothes that look like they came from a thrift store from the ’80’s.
Pail skin.
If have a vehicle, only drive a Prius or similar type.
Wears Apple ear buds connected to their phone and not listen to music.
Lives only for EDM.
You save up for EDC in NYC or LV.
Don’t watch TV.
Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg are their heroes.
ALWAYS sounds fake in they way they talk.
The straight guys dress like stereotype gay men.
Don’t know how to clean.
You don’t have health insurance so you create a fund raiser to pay off your hospital and doctor bill(s).
Put recycling and compost together yet pretend to care for the environment and waste electricity, food, and water.
Shop for only organic produce without knowing what it truly means.
ALL white guys only date Asian guys or girls for many years but will never marry them.
Would rather meet a potential significant other from a dating app only to diss those you meet, rather than just meet new people you encounter daily.
Would rather spend a hot day at a city park than go relax by the coast.
You don’t believe in having a family and settling down.
You spend your public transit commute on Facebook or merely texting to fake friends complaining about others to others mostly about your dating life yet you ignore the hot single person sitting beside you.
You refuse to give up you seat on crowded public transit to the elderly, disabled, pregnant women, and someone with a small child when you’re not even going far.
Men are highly sexist of women and women are jealous of other women over stupid petty matters.
White girls hate all other Asian types of women since they swear they are taking their white guys away.
Guys from other areas date psychotic local girls who allow them to control their life yet local girl insists on an open relationship claiming she’s bisexual to be with other women when in fact she’s hooking up with other guys and refuses the whipped boyfriend he can’t be with anyone else, especially no female friends.